Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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