i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
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