is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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