I hope mine doesn't look like that
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize