sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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