By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Two words: blizzard sex
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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