you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Randomize
