You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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