How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I just sucked dick on a ferry
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