I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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