The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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