glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I didn't shave. On purpose
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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