this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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