Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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