Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
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