no. you can't hotbox the world.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
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