before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
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