I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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