Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
Randomize