you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
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I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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