no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
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