whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
i've created a new STD.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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