your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
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