So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Help me help you realize you are a moron
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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