I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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