I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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