no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
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