we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Randomize
