Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
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