I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
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