so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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