She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
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