I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
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