I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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