walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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