I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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