Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Boobs are out for the taking
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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