I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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