party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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