i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
Randomize
