I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
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