I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
COCAINE IS GR8
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
