we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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