wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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