Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Randomize
