So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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