he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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