Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
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