She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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