yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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