I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
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