Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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