I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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